I know you guys have been wondering about my work-out regimen. (Sometimes I make things up.) So I thought I’d share my newest set of exercises with you. These I borrowed from the
possibly nonexistent Jane Fonda Winter Wonderland Work-Out Video.
1) Wearing heavy snow boots, begin with your legs together and the pelt of a whimsical nymph around your head for warmth.
1) Find a heavy duty piece of timber.
3) Lift the timber to your chest (or as high as you can manage).
And as always, PLEASE. Safety first. Always stretch before exercising. Failing that, don’t exercise at all. (You can trust me. I lived with a doctor.)