Hey, ‘member that time I said that Canadian show was awesome and how gobsmacked I was about that? Sure, you do.
Then, like every week, I was ripping my hair out (figuratively) over the retardedness (literal) of GlobalTV.com. They posted the episodes out of order. And. I don’t mean whoops, swapped number two for number three. They’ve aired thusly: 1, 2, 5, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9.
So, after judging the “catch-up” trailer at the beginning of the episodes, I watched the first five in the proper order. Then the next three. Which are in order. But skipped an episode. I was like, surely, GlobalTV isn’t this hot-tarded. Well, I finally decided to look elsewhere online and found a remarkably unbelievable explanation.
The episodes are actually AIRING out of order ON TELEVISION. (Go ‘head and scroll back up to that face.) So, in the UK, they’re airing differently across the pond and “judging by storylines, the UK schedule seems to make the most sense”. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SEEMS?! Are we all on crazy pills?! How could you do this?! Intentionally air it: 1, 2, 5, 3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 12, 13 and THREE EPISODES (#6 INCLUDED) that will not air in Canada?!
THIS – this very senselessness – is what makes people say things about Canada that I for love of my Canadian friends shall not here repeat but sweet merciful HEAVENS, YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.
Let this be a lesson to me: Don’t ever give credit to a Canadian TV show because they will move heaven and EARTH to destroy it.