Are You There, Blog? It’s Me, Bethany.

Bet you didn’t know you could stalk your own email address. Well. You can. It’s when you sign in seventibillion times in a five minute period. It’s kinda the same as stalking your phone as you wait for some crush to call. Only a lot less logical. For instance. It is impossible to justify logging into your email address immediately after logging out “because you thought the line picked up”. It is also impossible to justify it by saying, “I was in the shower and thought I heard something.” So instead, I say nothing. I just stalk.

Can I just tell the bipolar east coast that today’s weather feels delightful? Just stay there for a moment, Crazy. Thanks.

I. Have nothing left. {Enter blog here.}

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