Everybody’s Doing it!

So, I could have been there all night, yo. (The Status History application on Facebook.) And instead of doing some lame story of 2009 or even posting a cloud that just shows the words I commonly use (SHOCKER: It’s Ezra), I’ve only selected some memorable ones from this past summer of unabashed excitement – Montreal, Disneyland, Frenches, More Montreal – and dental floss (which was the first of September but it couldn’t be left out). Anyway, they aren’t chosen for any reason but that they made me smile or something when I read them. More later? Perhaps.

Wed June 3, 2009, 10:39 pm: had to put her foot down after Ezra – for the third day in a row – prayed for a little sister named Raptor Lightflash Morrow. Wasted prayer.

Fri June 5, 2009, 10:57 pm: listening to son pray: “Dear God, why did I not get a sister named Raptor?” !!! WHAT?!

Wed June 24, 2009, 11:52 am: loves how kids educational shows always include one functionally retarded character so your kid doesn’t feel foolish for being wrong. Fail.

Sat July 4, 2009, 10:21 am: is mixing songs. “Good Morning, Baltimore…the earth says hello?!” Rewinding. Starting over.

Thu July 9, 2009, 4:28 pm: ‘s hubby just tackled her and then her son said, “Mama!! Fight the power!!!” O_O KWAT!?

Thu July 16, 2009, 12:54 pm: can’t live in a world where the Canadian dollar is equal to the American. Don’t go there, Jesus!

Mon July 20, 2009, 6:48 pm: is listening to almost-five-year-olds debate the seating arrangement of imaginary princesses. O_o.

Fri July 24, 2009, 10:43 am: ‘s son just discovered that the reason he seemed to be ignoring my call was due to his ears being “too small”. Creative. Oh and time-out.

Sat July 25, 2009, 7:06 pm: ‘s sons said: “Mommy, on PBS kids they said parents should give kids flight. Have you given me flight? NO!” O_O What’s all that phonix then!

Fri August 7, 2009, 3:08 pm: : Once Josh slaps some new tape on my glasses, I’m reh-to-go!

Wed August 19, 2009, 2:10 pm: ‘s son just said: “When you eat while you’re fighting, it’s better fighting.” Can’t put that Disneyland sword down. Not even for sustenance.

Sun August 23, 2009, 7:17 pm: just got sprayed on the arm. BY A CAT. ON MY NAKED ARM. SWEET JESUS.

Mon August 24, 2009, 10:47 am: has mixed feelings about the road trip. Intimate and fun vs. omg why are we still in this truck and who’s bleeding and I’m holding a knife!

Mon August 31, 2009, 12:27 am: has crossed over. Oh Ontario. You didn’t have to pull out all the stops and have that woman laying face down on a bench with her pants down!

Tue September 1, 2009, 1:22 pm: is grossed. OUT. WHO FINDS FLOSS IN THEIR BRAN MUFFINS?!?! *violently dry-heaves*

Mmmm. That’s the stuff.

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6 thoughts on “Everybody’s Doing it!

  1. Oh. my hell. My mother and I just laughed about your hypothetical girlchild named Raptor for tear-inducing minutes on end. I adore Ezra’s mind.

    Have Raptor. Come on. OR, alternatively, name her “Rapture” so Ezra thinks you’ve bent to his will! MUAHAHA!

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  2. O_O
    Almost jumped into the shallow end of Morrow Parents’ pool fully clothed. Instead, screamed like I was in a horror film, started crying and ran in the house and scrubbed my arm skin raw.
    So, you didn’t miss much.

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  3. I’m most disturbed by the floss…*blank stare* I don’t know why this would even matter, but I wonder if it had been used prior to…*OMG, I think I’m gonna be sick*

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