Okay, so since it was getting a little obvious that my “About” (renamed: “Hey, what happah??”) page was leaving some visitors wanting… well, actually that isn’t obvious. What’s obvious is that it has been repeatedly visited and based on the fact that it was formerly one line, I assume visitors would wonder why they’d bothered. So I updated it. And I mean really. There are paragraphs now. Suckle, my children. Suckle.