Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance. – Marge Simpson (sung)
Freakin’ hilarious. Best opening lyric to a song EVER. But you know what’s even better? Ezra’s one painted fingernail. Painted at his behest, bien sur, when he saw me painting my toes. So I painted his pointer on his right hand a beautiful bright red. He’s completely forgotten about it but I’ve been watching the one red nail all day. So far it’s helped elephants leap over dinosaurs, stood out beautifully as Ezzie gingerly picked up a napkin and is presently getting greasy with taco juice. Delightful.
My family now has our own friend site. It’s hilarious. My dad is obsessed with his background.
Gawd, this summer is going to be (already is) busy!