So, the Biggest Loser of this year can lose over 110, but I can’t motivate myself to lose 10 lbs. What does that make me, you ask? The Biggest Winner. Of future fatness. It’s almost like… if I could just gain 100 more pounds… I’d be motivated. I don’t feel bad enough about myself. That’s where you guys come in.
Hurl the insults.
Be a part of my miraculous transformation.